Friday, December 28, 2012

If you like Pina Coladas....

MERRY FUCKING CRIMBO!!!!!


Hope y'all had a good one and that Santa didnt give you too many lumps of coal (even though you totally deserve it, you filthy bitches).


Sorry I've fallen off the blogosphere and off Aussie Curves over the last few weeks as I have been too busy partaking in the merriment of the silly season.


An example of such was our work Christmas party which this year had a 'Hawaiian' theme and so I decided to dress as a pineapple. This is what I wore (obvi).

I'm wearing:

- Lazy Oaf Pineapple Top from ASOS (sorry, they've sold out now but they have other cool stuff by Lazy Oaf too)
- Black mesh polka-dot maxi skirt from ASOS about a year ago
- Skull studded flats from Payless Shoes
- Clear perspex necklace from H & M a while ago when I was living in the UK (you may recognise it as the same as my black one - yes, I got it in two colours cos it's awesome).


HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A KICK-ARSE NOO YEAR!!!!! Are you getting up to anything exciting? I am just planning on being my usual misanthropic hermit self and avoiding NYE mayhem at all cost.


My Mum just returned form a year living in Antarctica (for reals) and the two of us are going away down the south coast for a week to enjoy some Aussie sunshine. So, I plan on spending NYE lying on a quiet beach. 

If you're very good I may even post some new shots of my sexy new swimmers. 


Anyhoo, have a fabulous new year whatever you get up to. Stay Safe xxxxxx

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2 comments:

  1. :D Wow, love that top. I've always adored Lazy Oaf, but figured they'd never fit me. May have to give them a go from asos as I can always send them back.

    Fantastic outfit, hope you has a great Christmas. :)

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  2. I love you. Seriously, you are AMAZING! I love this outfit, i'm not a big fan of pineapple, but I could just eat you right up! /creepy

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